oops wrong URL

correction: http://golnc.com/new/index.html

  I know it pisses you off when I post on here (hehe). here is the new LNC site in progress: http://golnc.com

  KENNY! you should know better than to use proprietary code.. DXImageTransform.Microsoft

  Kenny, I don't know if you have been on the site lately but here it is http://supervene.com

  Hey, i seen you guys perform at the Dougherty Equipment picnic. You guys are the shit! Let me know the next time that you guys are going to perform, i would like to come and see you again.
Thanks for being so nice to my daughter. She had a wonderful time.
KEEP ON ROCKING!

  Sea turtles once roamed the oceans by the millions, but over the past few centuries the demand for sea turtle meat, eggs, shell, leather and oil has greatly reduced their numbers. Populations continue to decline as habitat is lost and the trade in sea turtle products continues. Every year, thousands of sea turtles drown in shrimp trawls and other fishing gear and others die from pollutants or from swallowing trash mistaken for food. Many hatchling sea turtles are disoriented by bright lights near beaches and wander away from the ocean to be crushed by cars or stranded. Concern for the plight of sea turtles is growing and people around the world are working to protect them on nesting beaches and at sea.

Save the sea turtles from this injustice.

http://www.savetheseaturtle.org/

Thanks for your support,

-The Sea Turtle Chick

National Save The Sea Turtle Foundation
4419 West Tradewinds Avenue - Ft. Lauderdale, Florida 33308
Phone: 954-351-9333 - Toll Free: 1-877-TURTLE3

  Hi...you guys rock!!!

  hi!!!! :)

  SO, HEY EVERYONE!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND NEW YEARS AND DOINS. JUST STOPPED BY TO SAY THAT THE SMOKIN JOE PROJECT IS EVEN MORE SO ALIVE THAN WE EVEN THOUGHT. WE HAVE RECENTLY HAD A COUPLE PRIVATE PRACTICES TO SEE WHERE THE MAGIC WAS, AND...HOT DAMN!!! IT (QUITE FRANKLY) WAS BETTER AND TIGHTER , THAN EVER,...BELIEVE IT OR NOT!!! WE FOUND OUT WE WERE TIGHTER, FUNNER,AND JUST AS GOOFY AS WE EVER WERE...BUT WE REALIZE THAT WE ARE IN A SITUATION WHERE WE CAN CALL OUR OWN SHOTS, BASED ON THE SUCCESS OF THE BAND AND CD SALES. SO,...WE ARE GONNA LAY LOW.//DO SOME PRIVATE GIGS,.. AND JUST HAVE FUN AT OUR OWN PACE!! IF YOU DONT LIKE IT ,...HIRE LYNYRD SKYNYRD!! PEACE OUT MY PEEPS! TIMBO

  Jim leaves for Afghanistan training today, I started setting up a site for him here: http://jimmy.wfhockey.com

  Saddam being executed

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4152023859308345368

  Thanks for doing that for me

  I used your method while runnig ststs, ust so you know...

  Last login: Wed Dec 20 08:49:51 2006 from 24-116-185-130.cpe.cableone.net
[root@38-241 root]# cd /usr/local/apache/bin
[root@38-241 bin]# runstats
/bin/runstats: apache: command not found
/bin/runstats: apache: command not found
/bin/runstats: apache: command not found
/bin/runstats: apache: command not found
/bin/runstats: apache: command not found
/bin/runstats: apache: command not found
/bin/runstats: apache: command not found
[root@38-241 bin]# killall httpd
[root@38-241 bin]# type httpd
httpd is /usr/sbin/httpd
[root@38-241 bin]# ./apachectl restart
./apachectl restart: httpd not running, trying to start
./apachectl restart: httpd started
[root@38-241 bin]#

  The band hasn't played since June so that might have something to do with the slowness.

  It's not dead.

People usually come to this website for the music. They don't come here to post.

  Where has the band disappeared to?

  Why has SJR died out!?

  Because it works fine the way I have it now.

  kenny, why do you search and replace your code like this:

$name[1] =~ tr/+/ /;
$name[1] =~ s/%([0-9a-hA-H]{2})/pack("c",hex($1))/ge;
$name[1] =~ s/</</g;
$name[1] =~ s/>/>/g;


$email[1] =~ tr/[A-Z]/[a-z]/;
$email[1] =~ tr/+/ /;
$email[1] =~ s/%([0-9a-hA-H]{2})/pack("c",hex($1))/ge;
$email[1] =~ s/</</g;
$email[1] =~ s/>/>/g;

$comment[1] =~ tr/+/ /;
$comment[1] =~ s/%([0-9a-hA-H]{2})/pack("c",hex($1))/ge;
$comment[1] =~ s/</</g;






when you could do it like this:



foreach KV (@in){
($K,$V) = split(/=/,$KV);
$V =~ tr/+/ /;
$V =~ s/%([0-9a-hA-H]{2})/pack("c",hex($1))/ge;
$V =~ s/\</<\;/g;
$V =~ s/\>/>\;/g;
${$K} = $V;
}

much shorter, plus if you have a long form this never changes size.

  Yes, I know about that. Looks like you already made a link to your new site :)

  Kenny, Check this out:
http://www.webhostingstuff.com/comments/IICInternet-3685.html

  Kenny, How about starting a link exchange program. As soon as i finish http://latenightcereal.com I'll have about fout sites on the exchange list.

  Tim I got the package. I'll update the front page regarding your upcoming gigs..

I thought I provided you with the password to update that yourself. I'll need to hook you up with them again.

  HEY EVERYBODY!! SORRY FOR THE BIG DELAY IN POST'S BY ANYONE ASSOCIATED WITH THE "SMOKIN'JOE" BAND. BUT I'VE BEEN REALLY BUSY TRYING TO SHIP A PACKAGE TO THE WEBMEISTER .."KENNY JR." .....SORRY FOR THE BIG DELAY JR, BUT I REALLY DID'NT KNOW IT WAS "THIEF" RIVERFALLS. ANYWAYS, WE WILL BE AT THE --REACTOR ONE-- IN LOUISA (the town of} ON JUNE 30th, and JULY 1st. thats this FRI. and this SAT. ..WE KNOW ALL OUR CLOSE FRIENDS WILL BE THERE!! WHEN WE SEE YOU, WE WILL ANNOUNCE OUR INVITES TO THE FOURTH ANNUAL PIG ROAST!!! IF WE DON'T SEE YOU THERE....LOOK FOR THE FLYERS IN YOUR LOCAL REDLIGHT DISTRICT. SEE YOU ALL SOON. PEACE...SELLS...WHO'S...BUYIN' ?

  hey dude i didn't know you got shirts made. i want 1 if you have a XXL. hit me back and let me know.

  those shirts have been sent as of this day!!!!!!!!

  It's safe to say that those shirts aren't coming..

lol

  i want a free t-shirt dammit!!

  did anyone notice, or...give credit to darrins drum tech in the reactor pictures? he was diligently standing by, waiting to grab any falling cymbal stands, or always on the ready to to a de-tuned drum head!! lets all give a hooorah to "LEROY" the drum tech!!!

  PETA recieved a $100 check from the people behind Smoking Joe. I ran right out and beat
my neighbors cat with a rolled up issue of this month's fly fishing for the
armless and legless.

So seriously , I would be willing to pay $25 more to get the unfinished CD.
I would strangle my aunt for a chance to hear it one last time before I have
my hair plugged.

So my mom left me and I am alone waiting on Tim and his wonder machine that
will make me lose weight and probilily start fights less often with the mailman.

Tim is a great guy! He worked hard and he did everything he promised. He is a
shining example of why my Grandparents shot at the gardener again last week. He
has a smile that could bring down a TWA flight 808 and still shave the hairs off
an ape.

Thank you for all the enjoyment and the pickup lines. I always seem to find the
best out of this group but Tim, we all have a feeling he has his hands in his
pants looking for loss change and a new comb. Slap suzzie and spank sally.

Thanks agains!

  Hey everyone. Hate to bring bad news, but looks like the reactor gig is'nt going to happen on April 7, 8th as planned. Seems somebody had a problem with booking info. Sorry to all of our friends who were making a special trip out to the country to see us. We are scheduled to be @ the REACTOR on May 12, and 13th. Again our deepest regrets!! hey dont forget Memorial weekend at the lake (lake Anna) is coming soon.Take care see you soon...Oh by the way the new t-shirts and CD's will be available on April 5th. We are really excited about it! seeya,....TIMBO

  Website Updates:

• Added recent band photos from The Reactor Club. These images were shot by the world famous photographer known simply as "O" or "The Big O". Here is a picture featuring the back of his head.
• Posted these pictures of these shirt designs:
  
  Tim get some with reverse colors. Can you do some with White/Black and the other half with Black/White?
• Acknowledged that a small HTML error fucks up the website's font when viewed using the Firefox browser. I don't plan on fixing this due to laziness.
• Thought about adding a public poll to the music section of the website. This option would allow feedback regarding the music posted.
• Improved some minor graphic work.

Thats it for now. Later.

  HELLO PEOPLES!!Wanted to say hi, and let you know that we will be playing at the "REACTOR 1" on April 7th and 8th. Thats a fri. and Sat.Hope to see alot of our friends there. By the way,..If you arrive there hungry they have great food!! Great people and, lots of cold beer!! So, we'll see you then! PEACE..LOVE..and,.SHOOT'EM IF THEY WON'T LISTEN.

  Hey Tim just got home from this blizzard of somewhat of hell from seeing u guys at the reactor u guys friggin rocked and hope I toke some good pic of the band and if I did u all will get to see them sone on the site........Well keep on rockin see ya......

  Whats up fellas? Thank you guys alot+infinity(a ridiculous amount that no one would lose sleep over trying to fathom)for running sound Sat night. We were very pleased with the turnout and the high caliber of the show. It was also nice to sit down and eat like gansters in the italian resteraunt and make all kinds of silly ruckus. Looking foreward to being there when you guys "light it up" for the people at Reactor One. The band spelling is actually "Infidel" (But whose counting vowels anyways? Leave that to Vannah White.) Thanks again for the kind words and the good time vibes and we will most definately see you in Louisa.

- Chris McKinney [Drums / Booking]



Homepage - http://www.infidelband.com
Music Site - http://www.myspace.com/infidelva

  Hey everyone! Wanted to let you know that butch and I did sound for our friends in the band INFADEL. Hope I spelled that correctly. Anyways, they kicked ass!! and we we're proud to help them out!!...besides...we all had a blast!!! ask them! Also, I wanted to correct an earlier post thet we were going to play on the 4th of Feb. That isnt the case.After meeting the owner of the REACTOR,face to face,..on the night INFADEL played. WE decided to move the date back since I did break my hand on Dec. 30th. Sorry I wanted to keep it a secret as not to scare anyone in the band. but the Dr. says I'll be good enuff to shred in a couple o' weeks!! (big sigh of relief) This way it will give us a couple days to get in some new years rehearsals in. Anyways, the new "dates " are FEB..10th,&11th. Wich is a FRI. and SAT. So,.we are really looking forward to it!!! The owner, Dave and myself have decided to relocate the stage area to the front of the club.Its kind of a must because of our backline and full P.A. system wont allow us to setup in the rear as most bands do. So, we are looking forward to meeting alot of new SMOKINJOE fans and hopefully we will see our friends from INFADEL as well. AS we are looking forward to doing a big venue with them this summer! see you there. THE REACTOR,...Main St. in Louisa Va.

  Ok I put the message posting thing back up. Lets hope it doesn't get abused this time.

  hey everybody!!!!!!! letting you know about feb. 4th @ the reactor in louisa. its a sat. nite so be there on main st. in the town of louisa

  HELLO EVERYONE!!!! Sorry we have'nt posted but the band has been out of town for a stretch.And we are'nt wired to the internet when we're on the road. I think we've made alot of friends out there....Alot of enemy's for sure!!But anyways, we start recording a new CD in mid Dec., we think the title will be "NO REST FOR THE REBELS" But who knows,...?We even kicked around,"BEER CAN"..but dont worry you'll find out the title when its ,...titled...hmmm, sounds funny, huh. OK I'm gettin drunk or sleepy, the last 3 months have been a combo of the two. peace,...love,.. and shoot'em if they wont listen!! timbo

  site nobody post on the messages

  Hi, and that all of you today all such not talkative?

  Hey Tim this is your boss, you better get your ass to work. This is "The Super" I'll see you later. OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Hey evryone, sorry I've been slack but wanted to let you know that "smokin joe " has sold out two weekends in a row at the "Glenn Allen Ampitheatre" No one was more surprised than us!!! We actually had a bigger attendance than Innsbrook After Hours...with Delbert McClinton. You all should have seen the look on Butch's face when Delbert showed up after his gig at Innsbrook!!!!The funny thing was,..we had already played "ROLL THE DICE" Delbert wanted us to play it again,...but as all of you who were there know,..I told him to buy a friggin' ticket to the next Smokin'joe show!! He was very curtious though. He did dit in on "gimme three steps" and he didnt honk not one note.Though nobody heard what he was playin'. But all in all it was a good time!! We all felt it the next day!! And hey!!! our apologies go out to Pleasants Landing...as we didnt make the gig due to weather. Last but not least I want to thank Sammy nd Eddy for they're grear efforts on selling the "SMOKIN'JOE"rocks.com T-shirts! All the $$ raised for the hurricane victims of Oklahoma were desperately appreciated!Almost $2.600.00 WOW! Thanxs again everyone!!!Welp, until the next really late report,.....I will talk at cha then........Timbo

  Darren--I'm feel'en it. Good stuff!

  Hey Kenny just wanted to let you know you've done a great job on the website it's awesome.A number of people I know that have seen it. Had nothing but the highest regards as well. You are the starwars yoda of webmasters.May the force be with you! Later Darren.

  yo tim whats up you'll need a trailer behind your limo looks like your kind of short on room.

  Do you guys have pictures of the gig to post on this site?

  HEY EVERYONE!! wanted to let you know that we will be playing @ PLEASANTS LANDING in Louisa county on the lake on Fri. Sept.9th from 8 pm til 11 pm. Its a music fest, so, people are invited to camp out (bring your tent or RV)for the entire weekend.) This will be the first of many gigs for the SMOKIN'JOE band at this venue. We are looking forward to seeing all our close friends!! SEE YOU THERE!! its gonna be a blast! See you there! ....Timbo

  Tim's 29

August 11, 1976 - current

Thats what the offical press release says

  yo haaappiiee b'day timbo, what youre about fifty now,right?hahahaha just wanted to drop a line on here........piece

  Happy Birthday Tim!

   The Limousine that you guys requested is almost finished we are gonna put bigger whitewall tires on it and the extra two bars.

   http://smokinjoerocks.com/photos/gig/

I only had 8 orginal pics some where duplicates.

I'm going to start to branch of the photos sets like this:

http://smokinjoerocks.com/photos.html

Is that good enough?

  HEY PEOPLES, TIM AND TRACY WILL BE OUT OF TOWN FOR THE FIRST WEEK OF AUG. AS WE HAVE TO FLY TO L.A. TO SECURE A NOT SO LUCRATIVE RECORD DEAL FOR THE BAND!! WE WONT BE ABLE TO QUIT OUR JOBS YET,...BUT ..MAYBE BY 2006. CROSS YER FINGERS KIDS.IF TRACY COULD GET JIMI PAGE TO SPEAK UP FOR US IT WOULD HELP!! WELL,...WISH US LUCK. I'M GONNA GO THROW UP NOW. TIMBUK2

  Hey Bryan,..still confused...but thats normal. I have'nt heard from Kenny in a few days,..is he ok? Damn!!, where are all these ppl coming from? over two thousand hits!! Darren and Butch have to post a message or I might have to have them shook up a bit. Funny thing is,..more than 50% of the hits come from richmond comcast. C'mon fellas..say cheese:)

  Whats up timbo, I have been trying to add images and links in to the comment area with out enablig the HTML and opening possible security holes. If you read the info at the bottom of my forum you will see the options available so far... img and link

  bryan = Alex, as in: Kenny, Denise, Alex

  You go Bryan!! yo, Kenny...where the new pics be @ ? no rush, just hurry the hell up. heee heee I will be gone for a week soon. Hope I see them before Fri. night. Give me a jingle . oh,...who's Bryan?

  I am also working on auto post removal. I was thinking about assigning a DIV ID to each post number will be simple text file each post added adds 1 to the text file which so and each time post executes, the program checks the DIV ID's say 20 posts, new post = 21 post 1 then = deletion

  I am almost finished building my new site. I was wondering if anyone would be interested in a link exchange? http://btu.servebeer.com theres not much there, but soon enough it will be complete.

  I got the pics and I'll put them up soon.

I deleted some of the older posts from this page hope nobody cares.

  sorry for the delay on photos,peeps,but im quite the busy guy...they will be comin,i swear!!!!

  hey timmy! i'll email you my home addy so i can get that kick ass cd! i'm watching the movie "A Bug's Life" and i might eat PB&J later. peace :)

  HEY GUYS, TIMBO HERE,..BUTCH, DARREN TRACE..IF YOU GUYS VISIT THE SITE AS MUCH AS I SEE YOU DO, TAKE A MOMENT AND POST A F#$@&^N LINE OR 2 !! I REC'D AN EMAIL ASKIN IF THE BANDS NAME WAS GONNA BE"FRIGGID JOE".. HEH,..JUST KIDDIN, BUT HEY GUYS SAY S U M T H I N !!!!!!!

  And in case you guys are wondering what I have been up to lately, you can check it out at www.infidelband.com and listen to it (Well...some of the demo stuff) at www.myspace.com/infidelva Peace.

  Hey guys, Chris here again. Just wanted to comment on the excellent cover of Pink Floyd's Breathe. I was really digging that. Darren, very faithful to Nick Mason on that. Really captured the feel of that song. Tracy, bass was superb dude. Tim and Butch, you guys always kick ass on guitars, so I'm really doing you both a dis-service to keep saying the same shit. ;) Your stuff is in regular rotation on my playlist. Keep on rockin in the free world Smokin Joe!

  HI, I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE WHO CAME TO MULLIGANS TO SUPPORT THE SMOKIN' JOE BAND THE OTHER FRI. NITE. WE ALL HAD A GREAT TIME.{SOME OF US HAD TOO MUCH OF A GOOD TIME} BUT WE WONT MENTION ANY NAMES....timbo,...randy.....tina...and 100 other people. BUT HEY,...THATS ROCK N ROLL SOMETIMES! Y'KNOW ITS ALWAYS FUN TO THINK BACK AND SMILE THOUGH,...IS'NT IT! YOU GOTTA LOVE IT!!! WE DO!!! HEY TRACY,...WHERE ARE THOSE PICS!?!?!?!?

  HEY DENISE, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU I MADE YOU A CD WITH ALOT OF ORIGINALS AND WEIRD B CUTS. I WILL SEND IT VIA U.S. MAIL. EMAIL ME YOUR ADDRESS. THANX. HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!! TIMBO

  HI D ! HOPE YOU ARE FABULOUS!! I THINK ABOUT YOU OFTEN! TIMBUK2

  I really need to make this page limit it's self some how.

The way it's setup it will simply continue on forever. In other words a year from now there will be 1000 posts all on this one page.

Maybe I will just make it keep the last 50 entries or so.

I could buy some forum software for this site but I'm not going to do that because this site doesn't generate revenue to compensate. And I'm definitely not installing some free script from the internet that somebody wrote.

So I'm forced to write my own and I suck as a programmer so bare with me.

I'll figure a way out and then finish the contact page. After that I am taking a extended break from working on this site.